Rockson Rocks

I LOVE this guy! He cracks me up *chortles*

First is the guy got no experience. You must always make the girl feel good
first! Can not just take out the gun and stick into this hole that hole! You
like your microphone to be karaoke, she also like you to eat her oyster see-hum.
Rubba rubba the girl is a must! Cannot be selfish or else your snake have to
swim into dry cave.Must be see too many the prawn movie, believe that girl no
need to warm up one. In the prawn movie, all the girl are got big neneh, and
their cheebye will auto gear get wet by just sucking the man cock. In the prawn
movie, girl like you to shoot their face and eye and nose with your cock juice.
KNN you learn from the prawn movie how to fuck, confirm you won’t see the girl
again. You call your guy friend to shoot his lan cheow juice in your eye lah!
See you like it or not!

- Rockson @ http://rockson.blogspot.com

Doncha just love him already?? The Ah Bengish way he writes?? The horribly broken, misspelled and tragically endearing butchering of the English language??? Most of all, the last two sentences?! Too bad he doesn't update very often...XD

Someone explain to me the logic of this.

When I sleep at 5 am, I can wake up at 8.30 am to go for class. But when I sleep at 3 am, I cannot wake up at 11 am, even though I get more sleep, which means I should be able to wake up on time. Grrr. Add waking up late, to the time I take to get ready (God knows why I take so long just to put on clothes and brush my teeth), and the fact that there was like a protest in front of RMIT this morning which delayed the trams. I was late for class, hur hur, but not by much lah, still managed to record attendance :P

Spent the next two hours pujuking Sin Ning out of her grouchiness. Nothing much, just that she hadn't gotten a book she needed yet, but I totally understand la. I get freaking mad over teeny weeny things like a drawer not closing properly. Oh shush, it's not my fault I'm a walking time bomb of self-inflicted emotional destruction. Other than that, imma happy lil pixie ^^

Walked out of class today. It was just a movie screening, but for some reason I couldn't tahan - I was sooo tired. And the chairs in the Prince Phillip Theatre aren't exactly the most comfy of seats. So I left after 45 minutes of The General by Buster Keaton, with the intention of going home to nap before tutoring. BUT, Soloness had his Head of Clubs meeting today and he'd wanted me to be there, so I went, telling meself I'd be home in bed in an hour. But I ended up staying for the whole thing, argh! I have no discipline whatsoever. But there was sooo much free food ;P And I got to network with other heads of clubs in case we need to collaborate with events or whatever. We probably need it since we're trying to rebuild our club out of nothing. o.O

After tutoring (I'm getting more compliments from the guy every time I see him! I must be a better tutor than I thought :D), met up with the usual suspects and went to Mark's for dinner. I only had a coffee cos it was $2.50 and I was broke. Even the M&Ms I had for lunch were shouted by Snongy. Sigh :(

Then we took a road trip to Balaklava (haha) to pick up my new secondhand microwave! Only 60 bucks and pretty much new and hardly used! Yayyyy I can defrost meat now! And Erwin is now indebted to me! Because I also managed to get him a $10 rice cooker! Otherwise the lazy fella would be making rice in a normal pot for the rest of the year. Now he has to cook more for me! Nyahahah :P

And! I have a new FM transmitter thanks to my darlin bf :D It's like so much better than my old one (that got ruined when I was robbed) because that was analog and the new one is digital! Muahz to him for being my hero and making my day ^^ Not being able to listen to my iPod in the car is horribly old school. Who actually uses CDs anyway??? Then how do you add that one new song you can't get out of your head? Or you have to wait until you have enough songs to make a new CD. Or you just have to deal with listening to old music in your car over and over. Ugrh *cue nose wrinkle*

Anyway I have to go do tute work now. Tute tomorrow. Sigh another 10 o clock lecture. And the bad thing about these small lectures is that the lecturer actually remembers you, so when you're not there, he knows!! So tatah for now ^^