I needed to study

*For the purpose of my own personal safety (and making sure we have a confirmed food seller at Fiesta Malaysia) the name of the restaurant in today's post will not be disclosed.*

*I really hope the tauke doesn't find me on Google or something*

So I went to the library today.
The minute I plonked my ass down on the seat, I was seized by a craving for coffee.

"Suuuuvs" I whined
"Damn you. Why everytime I'm about to work somethings stops me wan."

We traipsed off to Baretto's and I bought my caramel latte

Then we came back and I happily started summarizing a reading I have to present
I am in so much trouble
I have so many big research assignments to do that it's not even funny anymore
But anyway, 20 minutes later:

"Mel" Suvs squeaks meekly "Come with me to X Malaysian restaurant"
"Huh? Why? Where is it? Far ah?"
"Nooo, but the owner is there now and I've been trying to track him down for a few days adi..."
(she has to look for food sellers for Fiesta Malaysia)

Since I am a helpful pixie,
I went with her (which wasn't actually very far, but I have short legs okayyyy)

So basically...
THE UNCLE KEPT US HOSTAGE
He wouldn't let us go!!!

We sat there for freaking 2 hours!
Layaning him when he started reminiscing about 1984 or some other random year
How he once catered for 1 million people
yadayadasiencandieblablayada

After a while it became painfully obvious that he was keeping us there for his own amusement
The question of whether or not he would be willing to set up a curry puff stall was far from his mind
The worst part was
He was also the chef! So whenever orders came in, he would ditch us to cook, then come back to continue where he left off
He even made us teh tarik and wa tan hor (free and unasked for, mind you!) so we would stay there to eat
This is the first time I have not been happy about a free dinner
I actually wanted to go to Kayu for nasi lemak

I've been craving nasi lemak since last night you knowwwwwwwwwww
*bawls*

"What do we do?" I hissed "There's no escape!"
Suvs gave me a helpless look
So I sent an SOS to Cliffy Wiffy

"So...er...what do you want me to do?" he asked
"I dunno! I wanna get out of here!"
"At least you get free dinner. I'm hungry"
*thinks to self* who gives a shizzle, I'm the one in trouble ME! ME! ME!
"Don't worry, I'll pack up your stuff for you when we leave the library"