Join CRAP!

Ever since arriving in Melbourne, I have learnt many things.

One, that there are many stewpid people running loose in the world.

Two, that koalas and kangaroos don't actually prance around everywhere in Australia. In fact, they're like damn hard to find. Must go to those ulu-ass nature reserves.

But by far one of the most important things is that EVERYONE HAS THE POWER TO STAND UP FOR WHAT THEY BELIEVE IN.

This, and the numerous protests and rallies which take place outside my house (QV next to State Library mah) has motivated me to stand up for what I believe in and start my own campaign.

According to postmodernism (see Daddy! Doing an Arts degree isn't all that useless!), my opinion is just as valid as yours. We can argue ANYTHING both ways. I also learnt this from watching the hilariously witty film, Thank You for Smoking, which I doubt came out in Malaysia because of its political incorrectness :P

Plus, I am also a Marketing/Management student and I believe starting a campaign will be good work experience to put on my CV. Why? Because there are many advertising companies out there which use campaigns to sell products, such as the Dove Campaign for Real Beauty which shows many chubby/old/flat-chested (but REALLY BEAUTIFUL) people prancing around happily on national TV and gigantic billboards half naked.

SO...

It's called Pixies Campaign against Research Assignments and Professors (who set exams), or for short, CRAP.

It was inspired by the skyrocketing stress levels that I have observed and experienced as the exams and assignments deadlines draw nearer. Along the way, I have also seen many heartbreaking casualties:



They were all *sniff* good people. And the fact that they have had their happy little lives snatched away by impending exams is a sad testament to life's cruelty. But NOT ANYMORE! Join CRAP and together we will make change! CHANGGGEEEE!!!

To take part, all you have to do is take a picture of you and as many people as possible pouting childishly to post up on a public place (like a blog). It is my belief that upon viewing a multitude of images depicting students looking childish and pathetic, the Chancellor of Melbourne Uni will be so touched that he will declare an end to assignments and exams.

An example of a campaign picture would be something like:

Damn you Suvs, not like that! Cancel cancel do again! POUT!

Ahhh. Picture perfect pouts.

I think I look the most convincing in this one.

Winnypoo's powderful pout.

Remember! The Melbourne Uni student population is counting on YOU!