ARGGH

There is a RIDICULOUS PERSON
Standing outside the State Library
Wailing at the top of his lungs
Plucking on some banjo masquerading as a guitar

And he has been "singing" for the past three hours!!
Omg, now he's attempting Coldplay...I think my eardrums are about to go on strike

I looked out the window just now and people are making wide circles around him to avoid him
I was seriously contemplating lobbing a water balloon down there
But I don't think he's within range

Noise pollution, much?!
Why can't he go do this in Sydney or something where the Aussie Idol judges are

How the heck am i supposed to studyyyyyyyyyyy?!?!