1. Shake pepper into my coffee thinking that it's chocolate powder
2. Put my full, untouched, just-bought and peppery coffee onto the table that is attached to my chair in uni, and have the effing table fall back down, spilling the entire contents of my cup all over the front of the lecture theatre
3. Buy a new cup of coffee, and splosh it everywhere merely by the simple act of walking
4. Sit down in the tram, jumping away every few minutes from coffee which mysteriously bubbles up from the hole in the lid as if it has a life of its own
5. Trip and fall half a dozen times for no apparent reason
....
You see why I'm not a morning person??
*grumps*
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