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Blek! Uni!

Aggghhhh!!!


Is the first week of uni almost over ALREADY?!


NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


Because in the 2nd week tutorials start! Which means no more one hour a day days! WHICH MEANS I HAVE TO GO TO UNI AT 10 AM ON TUESDAYS! NOOOOOOOOOO!! *stomps around in utter discontent*


Mmm. Melbourne ah? The weather is gloomy and it's cold and when the wind blows it's killer and the sun sets at like 5?! Thank goodness for my insane crapping friends and a good dose of Russell Peters. I tell you we are SO easily entertained it's just not funny...oh wait! It is! *laughs madly*


A friend of ours who's visiting Melbourne is cracking me up with her insane laughs. And I have another video to add to my blackmail collection! That of her gettin jiggy to the tune of Numa Numa Iei! You know, that famous annoyingly catchy Romanian song that goes "Maia-hee...Maia-hoo...Maia-haha" and in the video the cute fat man jiggles away unabashedly in front of the webcam :D


She also happens to be an alcoholic. Her hands keep straying to the brand new bottle of Bailey's I got from duty-free that is still sitting on my table. And apparently she kisses liquor bottles too. I'd better hide my Bailey's before it gets tainted. *glances aorund furtively*


I am in a strange mood today. Why? Because it is cold. And I have to type at a frantic pace to keep my fingers from freezing into useless lumps that dangle off my palm. Then when play scissors-paper-stone will always lose because can only make the paper sign. Then who knows what advantage people will take of me?


Omg. Speaking of taking advantage. I think I just let some homeless derelict person into my apartment car park. Cos see right, I sent everyone home just now cos it was cold, then don't wanna make them walk back in this kinda weather right? So, being the kind and caring friend that I am, I makan petrol to send them home. Then right, I was going into my carpark. I signal left, then turn left into the entrance lah. Suddenly this guy who was walking straight past got this funny look on his face and quickly change course to go into the entrance also you know. I was like huh? Quickly close the window and lock the doors while waiting for the roller shutter to open.


The guy didn't look horribly poor and dirty or anything lah. I wasn't sure whether he was homeless or what. But he was only carrying a cooler, you know those kind where you bring on picnic to put your drinks. And why would someone be wandering along at 1 am in the freezing cold carrying a cooler?!


Then he wandered into the car park you know. I slowly inched along behind him, scared already, dunno what to do. Then I nvm quickly park, all the time checking the mirror to see where he was. He walked down into the level below me and out of sight. But who knows, he could've been waiting around the corner until I get out of the car to rob me or something? So of course I just quickly jumped out and ran into the apt...thankfully nothing happened. But omg. It was so scary. And someone is gonna get a fright in the morning when they find this homeless person sleeping in the car park? Who knows it could be me. Eek....


Why are homeless people so scary? Some of them really don't have bad intentions, for all I know that guy could just have innocently been looking for a place to spend the night. Or he couldve also been waiting to do something worse *shudders* Why can't they like classify the homeless people? There are so many wandering the streets of Melbourne I dunno who is harmless and who isnt. That's why you can't really blame people for not helping or donating to beggars who accost you on the street. Who is deserving of your charity and who isn't?? They should have big signs on their head that tells you "GOOD" or "BAD". The government should look into starting some kind of program that classifies them. Then when you see a "BAD" one you can avoid them, and when you see a "GOOD" you can be nice. Wouldn't that make a lot of cities better and their citizens feel slightly safer?


Tomorrow Thursday already...since first week got no tutes I only have like one lecture a day which is heavenly. But I have so much club stuff to do! And jobs to apply for! Someone please get me moving my ass because I really need to start subsidizing my own spending :(

5 pixie potion(s):

Anonymous said...

bluekz -.-"

Anonymous said...

NOOOO singaporeans know how to oreintate freshmen mannn!!! its soooo FUNN!!!! shyttt and they making me take charge of syht already!! dem like the seniors put me in charge for merdeka night on the 31st.. frig i cannot plan stuff for nuts okay.. im gonna die.. like hu the hell is gonna listen.. shyttt!! and omg..my roommate thank god is cool..hes like this good guy kinda guy.. so its like he wakes me in the morning and tells me what admin stuff to get ready!! its like i dont have to do anything my self! :) but i feel guilty after a while and get my ass moving after that.. ahaahhaa anyway how u guys beeeeenn??MANNN I WANNA BE BACK IN AUSSIE TOOOO>> Man u have to send me some vids k

Anonymous said...

(Mellie)
Ur recent post disturbs me most, not because of your seemingly over samaritan traits nor the scary homeless guy but because of the way u wrote it...nvr have i come across a ditzy entry of yours for me to criticize....
OWH WHO AM I KIDDING?!
Iluv u Muakz and Hugz
(i'm a bit mad here as u can guess)

(KIASU LAND)
Omg! Minion!
Are u planning shyt for em back at kiasu land since ure so famous w exploring and EXPLOITING shyt to every innocent mind?? =P
Hey u conviniently left out whether ur room mate was goodlooking or not!
Wakakkaaaa

Anonymous said...

haha well i've already kinda planned what to do. since the mamak here sucks.. im trying to go find a good mamak and make him come here to open a miny mamak for the night in the car park of my halls.. hehe well my roomates a friggin geek. but hes dem nice.. and a bit goody two shoes la.. but he keeps me in check so its alright.. haha mel and other ideas what to do .. cos u always organize these kinda things.. i need help!!

Anonymous said...

hehe and help u shall get
from mellie
ask her ask her!
Her inquisitive mind is brimming w ideas!