So this is lust...>=)

Yes I know it's one of the seven deadly sins. But really. After all, I'm 18. Officially an adult. How'm I expected to go through life untainted when I'm surrounded by so many objects of beauty just calling out my name?


You have to admit, I've been good. I'm still so innocent! In fact if you look hard enough you'll probably be able to make out the glow of my halo, still shining bright despite many evil-handed attempts to corrupt me (see the biography that Erwin wrote for me as proof. I am an angel i tell you! *laughs ass off*). Cempakan corny jokes, Cempakan horny jokes (ahem ahem...a certain Mr. Lee KY) and all manner of other outside influences who're obviously jealous of my angelic-ness have yet to rob me of my purity.


But, even for me, there is a limit in the sex-saturated world of ours. And now, dear readers, if you're prepared, I shall reveal the object of my affections, the one that has haunted my dreams for many nights and the one thing I'd give up chocolate (momentarily) for.


Ready?? WARNING: The following picture is rated XXXXXXX for sexiness. Parental guidance might be necessary. I take no responsibility for any nosebleeds, expletives, or unfortunate accidents that might occur due to the violent and uncontrollable reactions that the following picture might induce in readers. Warn you already ah. Tomorrow don't come slapping me with lawsuit.


Here...


we....


go....

SCREAAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!

Any nice person out there in cyberspace willing to fulfill this one little girl's wishful dream of owning the Sony Ericsson W800?? Cheques, cash, credit card, EFTPOS also can! Or better yet buy the phone and send to me! Must not be some recon model one ah!

Just got out of a meeting with the Union Entertainment Unit. My plasma TVs, speakers, amps, and DVD players are all ons - OMG! Which means I really have to start confirming the program lineup for the day...EEEEeeeeEEEEeeee! *hyperventilates* Am now in the MUOSS office using their fast Internet to blog. Hehehe! Shhhhhh....*looks around shiftily* It's not my fault my stupid broadband is down. And the stupid computer guy didnt call me back to tell my whether my router is still alive or not. And to make things worse I still have to go see the doctor to confirm whether or not I have to take the Hep B jab. Really...what the heck is so hard about telling me yes or no?? He's a doctor! What did he spend all those years at med school for if not to be able to answer this most basic of questions! I think what they really teach you at med school is how to frustrate people into getting heart disease or something so they'll pay you big bucks to do their bypass surgery *is disgusted*

Was kay poh-ing through my visitor history last night. Someone actually found my blog by searching for "Malaysian datins" in Yahoo! Wow I feel like so elite right now. Yahoo considers me a datin! Time for me to start perming my hair and change my perfume to some indiscernible flowery smell that stays in the lift no matter how long you wait before you go in. Oh and have to go buy some jade bracelet and big gold earrings. And also some gold-rimmed spectacles so I can read my important tea-gathering invitations clearly.

Someone else found my blog while searching for Hillary Duff. "What?!" I screamed (mentally), clicking on the link with some degree of force in my haste to discover WHEN exactly I bestowed upon her the honour of being mentioned in my blog! What I discovered was this, an argumentative essay-like post I put up after watching something saddening on an episode of Today Tonight. Got 5 comments, so I kay poh-ed through them...someone mentioned in the comments section that I had a beautiful writing style! Cue warm fuzzy feeling :D (just as an aside, today someone in my OB tutorial said my hair was amazing. Direct quote ok! :D:D:D I love compliments from strangers)

I'm very very very tired. And very very very stressed right now. I dunno how everyone can have time to laugh and talk. I hate video editing. I want the FON to be OVER. OVER OVER OVER. Someone help me...there are so many other things going on in my life right now and no time for any...assignments...doctor...money...sigh.

Well that was a sudden change of mood. lol. buhbye.