Grumpy!

Something is wrong with my hair!
Can someone please tell me what is wrong with my freaking hair
Why, after all these days of using Pantene shampoo and conditioner, has my hair suddenly
Clumped up at the top
And is effing dry at the ends

Dry at the ends never mind, after highlighting my hair the second time I think I'm used to it
But OILY AT THE ROOTS
Omg omg...I hate oil in my hair
I'd rather have oil on my face!
$#@$%#$

*hates the world*

On a brighter note, I finished studying today!
Yes indeedy
I studied four weeks worth a day, and so read 12 weeks of work in 3 days
Which leaves me tomorrow to do...I dunno what, because there are no past exam papers
*hates the world again*

Because I am grumpy, I shall turn some pixie wrath upon some other poor soul
That soul being none other than:


Yep. Malaysia's entry into Miss World 2007 (whom, as we all know, was won by Japan)
...
I don't think I need to say much?
Yes, she is a pretty girl but...look at that makeup! I hate to say it but
That expression and the overload of makeup makes me think of the models on those smutty VCD covers that they sell in pasar malams
And that pose is like...the Tiger beer posters you see in Chinese hawker stalls
(I almost said Guinness, but I think Guinness upgraded already)
And the hair looks like she's auditioning for the part of Simba in the Lion King
....................
Eesh, I really cannot tahan her "I am so sexy" pose lah
And in her description describing her accomplishments and interests, there's a line that says

"As a student she has worked part time in managing events, administration, has dressed up as a cheerleader for a company’s annual dinner"

O.O

I don't know how dressing up as a cheerleader for an annual dinner makes it into your Miss World description, or how that contributes to making a good impression of you, but okay...must be some top secret cheerleaders-only strategy

Enough! I hear you cry
At least she's better looking than you!
Good enough to enter Miss World can already wad!
Ah but you see, the point of her entering is to represent the *best* of Malaysia against other countries
And do you wanna see what the other countries came up with? Let's just narrow it down and have a look at our neighbours...


Our closest neighbour entered this jaw-dropper - typical of Singapore to import angmohs to take part in big competitions, but anyhoots, her profile says she was born and raised in Singapore. And she's definitely a far cry from a Tiger beer poster! And she has a good description which says nothing of dressing up as a cheerleader ;)


This is the entry from the land of smiles, tom yam, and boys who look like girls. So pretty isn't she?


The entrant from Hong Kong. This one ok ok lah. She has the typical cute Hongkie look that I suppose a lot of Asian guys go for, but compared to the demi-goddesses on the Miss World Stage, I think sweetness doesn't get far. Nevertheless, at least she doesn't have as much makeup on as the Malaysian one. And she looks much more natural and relaxed.


And finally, the entrant from the Philippines. I think she's the hottest of them all! Although she doesn't have a toned body that we've come to expect from Western models, it's still pretty dang nice to look at and she definitely has guts for posting a swimsuit picture up when everyone else was fully clad!

As a recap, let's have another picture of Miss Malaysia shall we:



Yup. If this whole Miss World thing doesn't work out, I can totally see her roaring proudly in the Lion King.

*Disclaimer: I have nothing against her, I'm just ranting because I'm tired and sleepy and I have an exam on Monday. She's probably a very very nice girl who got bossed around by Miss World stylists who were bribed by Miss Singapore. Don't hate meee!

/EDIT: Isaac, you're right! Haha I came across this picture of her somewhere and I just straightaway assumed it was the recent competition...big blooper on my part! But hoh, I went to find a picture of the entrant from Miss Universe, and found:

This.

'Nuff said. :)